Chapter 7 How To Piss Off A Hockey Player

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Here's the thing:

Guys? They rub their dicks against their mattresses in the morning and do weird things under their sheets, and when I say weird, I mean they do things that leave residue behind.

Honestly, I don't understand why he got so upset by what I said. Isn't it true? Beds are intima...

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