Rule #39: Wear a remote-controlled vibrator at your own risk.
Charlotte
I ’m so fucked. Emerson is silent in the car next to me as we drive and I still can’t really tell if he’s mad at me for the way I treated Monica or for flirting with Drake or for wearing the vibrator without his
permission. Or all of the above.
The thing is…I don’t quite know what’s right...
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1. Rule #1: Never put up with a douchebag boyfriend—dump that loser
2. Rule #2: No pouting.
3. Rule #3: Always do as you’re told—especially when it involves getting on your knees for a hot millionaire daddy.
4. Rule #4: Hot Millionaire Daddy
5. Rule #5: After a humiliating day with your ex’s dad.
6. Rule #6: Tacos and margaritas are always the answer.
7. Rule #7: When the hot millionaire daddy walks into the skating rink
8. Rule #8: A better paying job
9. Rule #9: Take it, or not?
10. Rule #10: Avoid malls for the risk of
11. Rule #11: running into your ex while holding bags of lingerie you fantasize wearing for his dad.
12. Rule #12: Don’t stare too long at your new secretary’s cleavage I
13. Rule #13: Don’t stare too long at your new secretary’s cleavage.
14. Rule #14: It is possible to be dressed too provocatively even when you work for a sex club. 1
15. Rule #15: It is possible to be dressed too provocatively even when you work for a sex club. 2
16. Rule #16: It is possible to be dressed too provocatively even when you work for a sex club. 3
17. Rule #17: Dressing like a hooker comes in handy. (1)
18. Rule #18: Dressing like a hooker comes in handy. (2)
19. Rule #19: Past, present, future, doesn’t matter.
20. Rule #20: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (1)
21. Rule #21: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (2)
22. Rule #22: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (3)
23. Rule #23: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (3)
24. Rule #24: Down to her feet
25. Rule #25: Foot rubs are sexual.
26. Rule #26: Accept change
27. Rule #27: Accept change. Change is good.
28. Rule #28: When in doubt, dance.
29. Rule #29: When in doubt, dance.
30. Rule #30: Work date
31. Rule #31: Sex club
32. Rule #32: Into me
33. Rule #33: When him holding my face
34. Rule #34: In a sex club, it’s okay to stare. (1)
35. Rule #35: In a sex club, it’s okay to stare. (2)
36. Rule #36: Always come prepared.
37. Rule #37: Get her out of your system.
38. Rule #38: Get her out of your system.
39. Rule #39: Wear a remote-controlled vibrator at your own risk.
40. Rule #40: Not all punishments are bad.
41. Rule #41: Establish your limits…
42. Rule #42: … and wishes.
43. Rule #43: When possible, remove the temptation.
44. Rule #44: If you want it, take it.
45. Rule #45: If all else fails, ask nicely. (1)
46. Rule #46: If all else fails, ask nicely.
47. Rule #45: Work is so much more enjoyable when you’re fucking your hot boss.
48. Rule #46: Work.
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