1. Chapter 1 Prologue

2. Chapter 2 YOU DISGUST ME

3. Chapter 3 NOTHING SPECIAL

4. Chapter 4 NICHOLAS ASHFORD

5. Chapter 5 I’M THE JOKE

6. Chapter 6 YOU’RE FUNNY

7. Chapter 7 JUST ONE WEEK

8. Chapter 8 GOODBYE IRIS

9. Chapter 9 I WANT TO LIVE

10. Chapter 10 I’D WIN

11. Chapter 11 A little scheming thief

12. Chapter 12 CRAZY GIRL

13. Chapter 13 EARLY MORNING EARDRUMS

14. Chapter 14 SCUBA DIVING

15. Chapter 15 WAIT FOR ME

16. Chapter 16 Time was money and he was losing it

17. Chapter 17 And I’m Hannah Montana

18. Chapter 18 You’re the weakest link

19. Chapter 19 Heir material

20. Chapter 20 Yarn

21. Chapter 21 Oh, it was rhetorical?

22. Chapter 22 I prefer to hold money

23. Chapter 23 Trust me, I’d press charges

24. Chapter 24 Call me

25. Chapter 25 Five seconds

26. Chapter 26 I’d do anything to win

27. Chapter 27 From hot mess to perfect