All chapters of The Vampire Hockey Prince Who Could Never Drink My Blood
- 1. Chapter 1 The Boy Who Got Up Wrong
- 2. Chapter 2 Rules Nobody Explains
- 3. Chapter 3 Cold Enough to Hurt
- 4. Chapter 4 What They Do to the Records
- 5. Chapter 5 The Line Nobody Wanted
- 6. Chapter 6 Garlic Is a Lie
- 7. Chapter 7 The Low Table
- 8. Chapter 8 Four Seconds
- 9. Chapter 9 Vital Signs
- 10. Chapter 10 Witnessed
- 11. Chapter 11 A Very Good Mother
- 12. Chapter 12 Appetite
- 13. Chapter 13 Bus Stop
- 14. Chapter 14 The Comfortable Place
- 15. Chapter 15 Milk
- 16. Chapter 16 Milk First
- 17. Chapter 17 Alive and Angry
- 18. Chapter 18 A Bad Deal
- 19. Chapter 19 Five Hundred Immortals
- 20. Chapter 20 Somewhere With a Rink
- 21. Chapter 21 Duluth
- 22. Chapter 22 The Torn Page
- 23. Chapter 23 Eighteen Hundred Miles
- 24. Chapter 24 Kettle Hill
- 25. Chapter 25 Say It and Mean It
- 26. Chapter 26 The Scoreboard
- 27. Chapter 27 Collateral
- 28. Chapter 28 Plus One
- 29. Chapter 29 What the Building Remembers
- 30. Chapter 30 Milk First
- 31. Chapter 31 The Bag by the Bench
- 32. Chapter 32 Whose Blood
- 33. Chapter 33 Yes, in April
- 34. Chapter 34 The Sixty-Second Customer
- 35. Chapter 35 Marsh, D.
- 36. Chapter 36 The Sleeper Cab
- 37. Chapter 37 Sandbags
- 38. Chapter 38 Twenty-Nine Postcards
- 39. Chapter 39 Say It Like You Mean It
- 40. Chapter 40 The Plate
- 41. Chapter 41 Twenty-Seven Cards
- 42. Chapter 42 Sixteen Hours
- 43. Chapter 43 Soup
- 44. Chapter 44 Guest Right
- 45. Chapter 45 Point of Order
- 46. Chapter 46 Tuesdays
- 47. Chapter 47 The Registrar
- 48. Chapter 48 Every Last One
- 49. Chapter 49 Read the Margins
- 50. Chapter 50 Salt
- 51. Chapter 51 Table for Twelve
- 52. Chapter 52 Paper Is Not a Voice
- 53. Chapter 53 A Very Small Favor
- 54. Chapter 54 The Notary
- 55. Chapter 55 Real Words
- 56. Chapter 56 Seen to Their Cars
- 57. Chapter 57 Ransom Note
- 58. Chapter 58 The Third Stair
- 59. Chapter 59 Live
- 60. Chapter 60 Hammond Street
- 61. Chapter 61 The Other Half
- 62. Chapter 62 Sit on His Feet
- 63. Chapter 63 Who Wants It
- 64. Chapter 64 Four Seconds Apiece
- 65. Chapter 65 Load-Bearing
- 66. Chapter 66 Pencil
- 67. Chapter 67 Item One
- 68. Chapter 68 Standing
- 69. Chapter 69 Installments
- 70. Chapter 70 What Madam Left Out
- 71. Chapter 71 Daylight
- 72. Chapter 72 Notice, Madam
- 73. Chapter 73 Pushaw
- 74. Chapter 74 The Flat W
- 75. Chapter 75 Mãe
- 76. Chapter 76 Hands Where You Can See Them
- 77. Chapter 77 Tired People
- 78. Chapter 78 Room 214
- 79. Chapter 79 Two Hands
- 80. Chapter 80 Until Done
- 81. Chapter 81 Seven-Thirty
- 82. Chapter 82 The Single Window
- 83. Chapter 83 What He Asks
- 84. Chapter 84 Lucien Says It
- 85. Chapter 85 Waiting to Be Asked
- 86. Chapter 86 The Man Who Carries Her Cap
- 87. Chapter 87 Thursday
- 88. Chapter 88 A Colleague
- 89. Chapter 89 A Cup of Tea
- 90. Chapter 90 Seven-Oh-Five
- 91. Chapter 91 Ninety Years
- 92. Chapter 92 Flat
- 93. Chapter 93 No
- 94. Chapter 94 Seven-Forty
- 95. Chapter 95 Refused
- 96. Chapter 96 The Footnotes
- 97. Chapter 97 Out Loud
- 98. Chapter 98 Chains
- 99. Chapter 99 Seven-Oh-Six
- 100. Chapter 100 Item Seven
- 101. Chapter 101 Gray Is Not a Color
- 102. Chapter 102 The Wrong Kind of Box
- 103. Chapter 103 Choke
- 104. Chapter 104 The Red Line
- 105. Chapter 105 Eleven
- 106. Chapter 106 Night Shift
- 107. Chapter 107 Nineteen
- 108. Chapter 108 Anger Gets a Chair
- 109. Chapter 109 Back of the Coat
- 110. Chapter 110 May I Ask
- 111. Chapter 111 A No in Advance
- 112. Chapter 112 Rule Seven
- 113. Chapter 113 Ten Minutes
- 114. Chapter 114 Quorum
- 115. Chapter 115 Article Nine
- 116. Chapter 116 Eight
- 117. Chapter 117 Hands
