Miss Badass And The Crazy Hain
Queen Hadijat Hassan · Ongoing · 38.4k Words
Introduction
Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Miss Iris Jane your certificate is viewed and you can successfully apply for the first round,
Hain kitchen.
"oh my goodness! am so happy I can finally apply for the first round. I'm so gonna celebrate tonight, I'm calling Kimberly now".
She bring out her phone from her pant pocket and dial her friend (Kimberly) number.
"Hey witch,I finally got into Hain kitchen and I'm applying for the first round.
"Am happy for you bad bitch,we will meet at the karaoke later to party".
"Okay Kimberly, after I'm through here,see ya later.
"Yeah,baby.
"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself,I'm Iris Jane a bad bitch like my friend call me and I'm twenty,i don't take shit,I got black belt in judo and taekwondo and I don't do love.
"I stay with my old granny Mabel and I just apply for first round in Hain kitchen, it's got three rounds and I have just apply for the first and working at italian kitchen college and you've got to know am a nutritionist.
After she finish with the dish she is washing,she remove the apron and wash her hand and clean her hand with a serviette,she back her backpack and head outside.
"I'm done ma'am,I gotta go home".
"Alright good night Iris".The middle age woman replied her,she is wearing a black gown with an apron and spectacle on the tip of her nose,she is the chief cook of the Italian's kitchen.
She hop on her scooter and left for her house.
She open the entrance door and made her way into the house,she met granny on her wheelchair reading a newspaper.
"Mabel,am home" She hug her granny tightly.
"My beautiful granddaughter is back, what's up with your happy mood,you kick some ass".
"Nope, that's not the matter granny,I finally made my way into Hain kitchen".
"Wow, that's excellent,I have an intelligent granddaughter". She kiss her forehead.
"Granny,I'm going to meet Kimberly after I'm done with the food".
"No, don't, I've cook and eaten already, your food is in the kitchen, after eating you can go to Kimberly".
"Thanks,Mabel I love you" She reply blowing kisses.
She enter the kitchen welcome by the aroma.
"oh my goodness! my favorite,bread with omelette, granny you are the best"she shouted.
After eating,she went into the bathroom to take shower and change into a blue crop top and a blue jogger with a pair of blue sneakers,she tie a blue scarf around her head giving her the bad girl look.
"you are looking pretty, don't be late". granny Mabel shouted at her back.
"Roger that, granny".
(She hail a taxi).
"Karaoke bar at Milly Villa"
"fifty dollars".
"Okay".
After few minutes,she arrives at the karaoke,she get down and hand over thirty dollars to the taxi man.
"what's this young lady? I said fifty dollars.
"Yeah,I know,why did you want to cheat me, it's thirty dollars,if you did not want then you can take me back to where you pick me and get your pot belly flat".
"Okay" the man reply and collect the money with fright because everyone know what the crazy Iris can do and enter his car while Iris kick his tyre with her sneakers.
"Bastard" She curse under her breath.
She meet Kimberly singing already and dancing, Kimberly wear a black mini skirt and a white crop top with a heel,when she sight Iris she stop singing.
"Iris, how many time have I told you to stop wearing sneakers,you are not a guy and why are you always dressing like a tomboy".
"You know I don't fancy all this high heel, when I wear it I always sprain my ankle" She pout cutely.
"I forgive you because you are acting this cute".
"Thanks bestie".
They both take the mic start to sing rubbish and dance crazily to their song,they start to drink vodka.
"Yes, let's party till no more time to party" Iris shouted.
After all the party,they both left for their house but Iris is drunk but Kimberly is still sober,she is the one that order a cab for Iris and the cab drop her at her house.
"I'm back home to my sweet granny" She mutter drunkenly.
"Oh goodness! She is drunk and when she is drunk she is not easy to sober up".
She wheel her wheelchair inside and sleep leaving her on the couch she sleeps on.
"I'm a badass,a bad bitch" she mutter in her sleep before dozing off.
The next morning.....
She open her eyes and yawn loudly
"fuck,why am I having a strong headache" she said sitting up properly on the couch.
Granny Mabel wheel her chair out and handed her a cup of tea
"This is for you to sober up and it will relief your headache".
Tha.... before she could finish her statement, granny wheel back her wheelchair inside.
"I know you are angry at me granny,I promise you I will never drink so much and come back late". She stand up and rush to granny Mabel hugging her really tight.
"Don't choke me, do you promise me that".
"Yes,I swear on my father grave" she replied winking to her granny.
"As you can see,she is the only one that control me".
"You know what granny, today is Saturday,no work and I just collect my salary and need to shop for dress for my job and I will drop by the pharmacy to get your drugs".
"Make sure to get the dress for girls and not for guys".
"Roger that".
She rush inside her room and went under the shower, after the long shower,she enter her room and pick a short and a crop top.
"yes am a fan of crop tops but if granny see this,she will be disappointed let me wear a gown"
she mumble to herself wearing a red short dress that stop at her knee,she pair it with a red adidas sneakers and use a nose mask,she pick up her phone and left.
"My granddaughter finally wear a gown since her twenty years,I don't know you have gown,I only think you have shorts".
"Do I look beautiful" She ask ignoring her granny speech.
"Yeah,so beautiful" granny Mabel reply with a smile.
"Bye" she said leaving.
That's my granddaughter and I, I'm so happy to be with her although she is handful and troublesome but I love her a lot but unfortunately her parents died in a car accident when she was five and that's what made me sit on this wheelchair, Iris have been taking care of me and buying my drugs every month,She is collecting two hundred dollars and my drugs is one sixty dollars but she hasn't ever complain of me being a burden,she have other part time job except from the work at Italian kitchen,she is the one paying the house rent and buying the food stuff,I feel bad because I can't help her.
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