Oops, The Store Sent the Wrong Incubus
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Wait. I was this close to going full caveman on my incubus, and you're telling me the store sent the wrong one?
I'd bought an incubus online, hoping for one really good night with him.
But he said no. Every single time.
I racked my brain trying to tame him. Besides plotting to steamroll him into it, I'd even gone so far as to contact customer service.
The poor little chat rep just kept apologizing.
[I'm so, so sorry, hon! We checked, and we shipped you the wrong item. He's a Household-type incubus. He does NOT provide intimate services!]
[Please, please don't get any closer with him! Under the Supernatural Beings Welfare Act, incubi can't be forced into anything, and if one gets pushed to his breaking point, he can suddenly lose control and put your safety at risk!]
A cold sweat broke out down my back. I grabbed Kane's pillow and comforter and tossed them straight out of my bedroom.
I didn't expect him to do the opposite of what I'd figured. He came and knocked on my door...
I'd bought an incubus online, hoping for one really good night with him.
But he said no. Every single time.
I racked my brain trying to tame him. Besides plotting to steamroll him into it, I'd even gone so far as to contact customer service.
The poor little chat rep just kept apologizing.
[I'm so, so sorry, hon! We checked, and we shipped you the wrong item. He's a Household-type incubus. He does NOT provide intimate services!]
[Please, please don't get any closer with him! Under the Supernatural Beings Welfare Act, incubi can't be forced into anything, and if one gets pushed to his breaking point, he can suddenly lose control and put your safety at risk!]
A cold sweat broke out down my back. I grabbed Kane's pillow and comforter and tossed them straight out of my bedroom.
I didn't expect him to do the opposite of what I'd figured. He came and knocked on my door...

















































