OMG, I Slept with a Demon!
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Incubi were all the rage these days.
I couldn't afford one, so I picked one up off the street instead.
Unfortunately, mine seemed to be defective.
He had a terrible attitude, showed absolutely no interest in me, and would rather starve than feed on magical energy the way a proper incubus was supposed to.
Eventually, I gave up trying to figure him out myself.
I took a picture of the glowing sigil on his lower abdomen and sent it to an online seller who specialized in magical familiars.
The seller nearly lost her mind.
[MA'AM, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING! THAT IS NOT AN INCUBUS!]
[THAT'S A DEMON. AND NOT JUST ANY DEMON. THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST KINDS!]
I couldn't afford one, so I picked one up off the street instead.
Unfortunately, mine seemed to be defective.
He had a terrible attitude, showed absolutely no interest in me, and would rather starve than feed on magical energy the way a proper incubus was supposed to.
Eventually, I gave up trying to figure him out myself.
I took a picture of the glowing sigil on his lower abdomen and sent it to an online seller who specialized in magical familiars.
The seller nearly lost her mind.
[MA'AM, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING! THAT IS NOT AN INCUBUS!]
[THAT'S A DEMON. AND NOT JUST ANY DEMON. THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST KINDS!]
















































