

A royal pain in the text
Crystally_Rain · Completed · 82.3k Words
Introduction
Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this, the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings, is something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all.
To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity...
"What are you hiding?"
"An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)"
But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?
Chapter 1
1:30AM
I_pooped (Sophia)
GUYS!
GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!
Cereal_killer (Caleb)
WTF?! What do you want at this hour of night?
I_pooped
Well, hello to you too, sunshine.
If you open your eyes just a little more, you Will realize that technically it’s a new day.
Cereal_killer
This better be good, Soph.
Chloe_awesome_scott (Chloe)
What is it, Soph?
Are you okay?
I_pooped
No! I need you guys!
Yes_you_suck (Mia)
Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Are you okay though, Soph?
Is something wrong?
I_ pooped
Um…yeah, something is very wrong.
Cereal_killer
Spill. What is it?
I_pooped
I am bored.
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
Yes_you_suck
You can consider yourself dead.
Chloe_awesome_scott
You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?!
BEACH!
Why was I even worrying?
Cereal_killer
Wth is wrong with you Soph?
Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds?
I_pooped
I can’t sleep.
Please don’t leave me alone guys. Pwease?
Yes_you_suck
You can’t sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wow
I am asking myself why I am still here.
I_pooped
Because you love me, Chlo
Please y’all, just for five minutes?
Cereal_killer
…
Yes_you_suck
…
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
I_pooped
Come on, you guys.
We can play something, maybe…
Just one round of truth and dare, please?
Cereal_killer
…
Yes_you_suck
…
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
Fine…
You are lucky that we love you.
I_pooped
Yay!
Chlo! You first.
Truth or dare?
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wtf?! Why me? You wanted to play so you should go first.
Cereal_killer
Come on, Chlo, do it, pick dare.
Yes_you_suck
Yes, Chloe! Pick dare.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Why the hell am I being bullied into picking dare?
I_pooped
Come on Chlo, you are our daredevil.
Do it. pwease.
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cereal_killer
Yasss!
I Will give you the dare.
Chloe_awesome_scott
You better dare me to adopt a pet or else…
Cereal_killer
Oh, please. I have an even better dare.
So, basically, you just have to send a text.
Yes_you_suck
Omg, Cal, is this about that?
Chloe_awesome_scott
About what?
What text?
Cereal_killer
Oh, hush everyone. Let me complete.
So, here are the digits: !@#$%^&*()
Chloe_awesome_scott
Who is this?
Don’t tell me I have to profess my undying love to a random stranger.
I_pooped
Nah, that dare is getting kinda old.
Cereal_killer
Oh, you don’t have to profess your love.
It’s a simple text: “what are you hiding?”
Chloe_awesome_scott
Really?!
Well, here’s your answer.
They are hiding your brain somewhere.
Yes_you_suck
Oh, come on, just do it, Chloe.
I_pooped
Yes, do it, if you want to keep your daredevil crown
Chloe_awesome_scott
This is blackmail.
You are all gumasses.
Cereal_killer
And, you are not?
Chloe_awesome_scott
No! I am awesome^
Yes_you_suck
Complete the dare and prove it, then.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Okay, fine, whatever…
It’s not like I am obliged to reply to them if they say anything.
I took a deep breath and typed the number. I couldn’t believe I was actually doing this! The sacrifices I made for my crown…
To: !@#$%^&*()
What are you hiding?
There was no immediate reply of course. I was not expecting it either. After all, it was freaking 1:45 am in the morning!
The game of truth and dare continued for a few minutes after this and I eventually forgot all about the text…until I woke up after a few hours to a very horrifying reply from the number:
What am I hiding?
Well, isn’t it obvious? An awesome body beneath these layers of clothing.
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